So. I ran across this post online today and it makes me think I may be a mature human.
Are you?
TRUTHS FOR MATURE HUMANS
(original post copied here in black, comments from the peanut gallery, aka yours truly, in pink :-))
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to clear your computer
history if you die.
naturally.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
except maybe the part where you tuck your tail and say it out loud. ugh.
3. I totally take back those times I didn't nap when I was younger.
in fact, I am working on making up those lost naps every afternoon this summer.
4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.
agreed. sometimes right, just isn't enough.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
and, who the hell cares?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
no.
7. Map quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I
know how to get out of my neighborhood.
Totally.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
person died.
come on, you know you wonder 'bout it...
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least a little bit tired.
well sort of I can. it was approximately 5 months ago. Ga.
10. You never know when it is going to strike, but there comes a moment
at work when you just know you aren't going to do anything productive
for the rest of the day.
for me, @ 3pm.
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after blue ray?I don't
want to have to restart my collection...again.
um, or maybe just stop with dvd would be cool too. just sayin.
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I
want to save any changes to my technical 10 page report that I swear
I did not make any changes to.
talk about a mind F. every. single.time.
13. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this,
ever.
pretty much.
14.I hate when I miss a call just by the last ring (Hello? Hello?) , but when
I immediately call it back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What
did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
I'm actually guilty of the drop and run. and yes, that is what happened. snooze you loose.
15. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of any importance the entire day. What a waste.
...on such a rare occasion too. total waste.
16. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
when not to answer.
if you say you don't, you're lying.
17. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
100% agree.
18. Sometimes, I will watch a movie I wanted when I was younger and
realize I had no clue what the hell was going on when I first watched
it.
hello?! grease. dirty dancing. what were my parents thinking?
19. I would rather carry ten overloaded plastic grocery bags in two hands,
than take two trips to bring the groceries in.
who wouldn't? its just silly any other way.
20. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and
hunger.
so I eat when I feel both, just to be safe.
21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants, pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.
amen.
22. How many times can you say "what?" before you just nod and smile
because you didn't hear or understand a word they said?
I go with 2, maybe 3, and add a giggle for good measure.
23.There is no worse feeling than the millisecond you realize you are
going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
well there are worse feelings... but, oh god.
24. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I hate bicyclist.
um, no spandex, you are not in a car like I am, and your arm, nothing like a blinker.
25. Sometimes I will look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
sometimes? all the time. oops.
Admit it, you could comment on all of them too :-)...
