for those of you thinking you want to have a baby here are a few things to consider...
2. you will be broke. even if you budgeted. you will be broke.
3. you will eat table scraps for some time simply because cooking is out of the question.
4. when you bend down to turn on the shower your lady lumps may actually touch your knees, just sayin.
5. you will constantly be thinking and talking about poop.
6. you will be sucked into this weird time warp where days and nights mix into one, sorta like vegas, but not.
7. your new look will consist of a pony tail, yoga pants and nursing tanks. sexy.
8. your other children will only want your attention when the baby is awake or nursing.
9. your tv will be on 24/7 but you will never actually watch anything.
10. you will leak from places your never knew could leak.
but you will also...
1. have this sweet little bundle of perfection that you cannot get enough of.
2. you will have someone to stare at for hours on end without ever getting bored.
3. when you finally take your hair out of that pony, you'll find its grown long and feels super healthy.
4. your husband will look at you with a new admiration and love.
5. you will find that bed time snuggles with your other child is that much more special in its own new way.
6. you will always have the sweetest smell lingering on you.
7. you will have to have 2000 calories a day to keep up your milk. that means a treat or two is a must.
8. you will laugh and smile more that you even realize you are.
9. it will be very easy to find a silver lining, no matter what happens.
10. you will forever love and be loved.
all things considered, i'd say go for it.
i mean, how could you not?
