9 steps to the best-est st. patrick's day ever.
step 1: use chalk outside in the garage "under where momma's car is, so the leprechaun won't see," to map out your plan to capture that little bugger.
step 2: put said plan into action in your bedroom using green yarn, tape, and a box to catch him in.
step 3: use a piece of chocolate to lure the leprechaun right into your little trappy trap.
step 4: wait...
step 5: wake to find that sneaky little bum tore down your trap, and stole your chocolate without getting caught in the box! shooot!
step 5: check out the note and loot he left ya, in reward for your great efforts. then, notice he said he used the bathroom on his way out?! what the whaaa?
step 6: assess the chaos "leppy the leprechaun" left in the bathroom before he pounced out the window.
step 7: begin plot for next year...and admire how good the baby girl looks in green.
step 8: make a treasure-riffic st. patty's day snack to share with your friends at school, complete with green milky!
step 9: wish everyone you know a happy happy st. partick's day!
hope yours was just as perfect.
if not,try these 9 steps next year...
they won't disappoint!
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